the_fat_red

Jordo β€’ Food Porn Director

Simply The Fattest... of Red's
β–ͺ️Part time Pro Bodybuilder πŸ’ͺ
β–ͺ️Full time fatass 😌
β–ͺ️Cheat day Jedi πŸ”πŸ˜‘πŸ” #fatfuckersundays
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One of the things about sinking into the depths of comp prep is the emergence of your truest, darkest, most sinister fantasies 😈
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...as evidenced hither in exhibit A ☝️
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Took the Johnny burger, doubled it, added Mac n cheese, then drowned 'er in blue cheese sauce and chipotle mayo πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ
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Told ya she had a dirty bee-hind πŸ˜‰
(Refer to my previous post on this burg to avoid being completely grossed out by that comment)
#stillfat 
#stillred

One of the things about sinking into the depths of comp prep is the emergence of your truest, darkest, most sinister fantasies 😈 . . ...as evidenced hither in exhibit A ☝️ . . Took the Johnny burger, doubled it, added Mac n cheese, then drowned 'er in blue cheese sauce and chipotle mayo πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ . . Told ya she had a dirty bee-hind πŸ˜‰ (Refer to my previous post on this burg to avoid being completely grossed out by that comment) #stillfat #stillred - 2 hours ago

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Happy international Cheeseburger day from the legends at @sunset_diner_avalon πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰
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This may just be one of the sleeziest cheesey's you'll lay your eyes upon today 😍
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That's actually @thewolfofeatstreet 's words... And if anyone knows a sleezey, it's him...
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... He also knows a good cheese burger when he sees one πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…πŸ˜˜
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#sored

Happy international Cheeseburger day from the legends at @sunset_diner_avalon πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ . . This may just be one of the sleeziest cheesey's you'll lay your eyes upon today 😍 . . That's actually @thewolfofeatstreet 's words... And if anyone knows a sleezey, it's him... . . ... He also knows a good cheese burger when he sees one πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…πŸ˜˜ #sofat #sored - 2 days ago

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The things I would do to this right now 😈😈😈
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I mean, for one, it's coldAF, and I Donna about you, but I reckon that'd make a pretty damn good blanket - don't you? πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ
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#stillred

The things I would do to this right now 😈😈😈 . . I mean, for one, it's coldAF, and I Donna about you, but I reckon that'd make a pretty damn good blanket - don't you? πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ #stillfat #stillred - 2 days ago

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Footy feasts fit for a fattie πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜Ž
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MmmMAN if that isn't the most eloquent use of alliteration you read today, blow me down and call me Sheryl πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ
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Footy feasts fit for a fattie πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜Ž . . MmmMAN if that isn't the most eloquent use of alliteration you read today, blow me down and call me Sheryl πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ #stillfat #stillred - 3 days ago

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Current monthly spesh at @sunset_diner_avalon got us all like πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
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No, I did not have the pleasure of eating this I'm sad to say πŸ˜“
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But I DID have the pleasure of watching one @foodcoma_eats devour this sum'bish, and it got his approval!
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The pastrami I'm told is #neklevel... But those patties are simply perfection! 😍
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I think they've started smashing them πŸ€”
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...bit like how I smashed myself as I watched @foodcoma_eats consume this beast K cheers Bai ✌️
#sofat 
#sored

Current monthly spesh at @sunset_diner_avalon got us all like πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ . . No, I did not have the pleasure of eating this I'm sad to say πŸ˜“ . . But I DID have the pleasure of watching one @foodcoma_eats devour this sum'bish, and it got his approval! . . The pastrami I'm told is #neklevel ... But those patties are simply perfection! 😍 . . I think they've started smashing them πŸ€” . . ...bit like how I smashed myself as I watched @foodcoma_eats consume this beast K cheers Bai ✌️ #sofat #sored - 3 days ago

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Monday motivation, brought to you by the legends @johnnybirdau πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ
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Double Johnny burger with added Mac n cheese...
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But wait... There's more 😯
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Buuuuuuut I'll save that for another post - content is hard to come by when your trying to entertain your narcissistic tendencies πŸ˜“
#bodybuilderproblems
#mondaymotivation 
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Monday motivation, brought to you by the legends @johnnybirdau πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ . . Double Johnny burger with added Mac n cheese... . . But wait... There's more 😯 . . Buuuuuuut I'll save that for another post - content is hard to come by when your trying to entertain your narcissistic tendencies πŸ˜“ #bodybuilderproblems #mondaymotivation #stillfat #stillred - 4 days ago

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Just a good ooooolllll' simple pulled porker from the legends @fireandbrimstonebbq in Castle Hill 🀀
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Have you been yet? πŸ€”
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#sored

Just a good ooooolllll' simple pulled porker from the legends @fireandbrimstonebbq in Castle Hill 🀀 . . Have you been yet? πŸ€” #sofat #sored - 4 days ago

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Pulling tings... Standard Fat Red protocol really πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ
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Every place has an item on the menu that isn't really the star of the show or the real part of the cuisine they serve - more of a silent achiever... A support act...
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Once you try the cheesey garlic bread at @saycheezpizza tho, you'll beg to differ...
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Sure, the pizza is great, but the cheesey garlic bread...
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....that shit is the stuff of fantasy's... Pretty sure they lace it with coke πŸ’‰πŸ€ͺπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
#idocoke 
#stillfat 
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Pulling tings... Standard Fat Red protocol really πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ . . Every place has an item on the menu that isn't really the star of the show or the real part of the cuisine they serve - more of a silent achiever... A support act... . . Once you try the cheesey garlic bread at @saycheezpizza tho, you'll beg to differ... . . Sure, the pizza is great, but the cheesey garlic bread... . . ....that shit is the stuff of fantasy's... Pretty sure they lace it with coke πŸ’‰πŸ€ͺπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ #idocoke #stillfat #stillred - 5 days ago

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@shortysfoodtruck : "Hello there Mr Red. What can we get you today?"
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Mr Red a.k.a me: **points to opposite hand** "see this?" πŸ‘‰βœ‹
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"I no longer wish to be able to see the inside of it... Can you fix?"
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Aaaaand that's my story cool yeah thanks for coming K cheers πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘
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#stillred

@shortysfoodtruck : "Hello there Mr Red. What can we get you today?" . . Mr Red a.k.a me: **points to opposite hand** "see this?" πŸ‘‰βœ‹ . . "I no longer wish to be able to see the inside of it... Can you fix?" . . Aaaaand that's my story cool yeah thanks for coming K cheers πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘ #stillfat #stillred - 5 days ago

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Breakfast is served πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ
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And a healthy breakfast at that... Coz peanut butter's healfy right... Right guys? πŸ˜ƒ
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Right? πŸ˜₯
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Breakfast is served πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ . . And a healthy breakfast at that... Coz peanut butter's healfy right... Right guys? πŸ˜ƒ . . Right? πŸ˜₯ #stillfat #stillred - 6 days ago

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Current health goals limit me to one slice of pizza weekly....
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...soooooo.... Yeah πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ
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#sored

Current health goals limit me to one slice of pizza weekly.... . . ...soooooo.... Yeah πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ #sofat #sored - 6 days ago

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Can you believe they actually tried to just serve me one burg and a handfull of pulled pork with some chips πŸ˜…
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... so I went full Fat Red and essentially combined both of their footy feasts, as one, and then some πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ
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Coz like, Fattest of all The Red's... And all that πŸ˜‡
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Seriously tho, once you get some of Brad's meat in and around your mouth hole, you'll be coming back for seconds, thirds, and eighth's...
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You'll prob come back for some more food to πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ
#sofat
#sored

Can you believe they actually tried to just serve me one burg and a handfull of pulled pork with some chips πŸ˜… . . ... so I went full Fat Red and essentially combined both of their footy feasts, as one, and then some πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ . . Coz like, Fattest of all The Red's... And all that πŸ˜‡ . . Seriously tho, once you get some of Brad's meat in and around your mouth hole, you'll be coming back for seconds, thirds, and eighth's... . . You'll prob come back for some more food to πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ #sofat #sored - 7 days ago

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Current comp prep update πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡
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Shut up you rotund Red, no one cares πŸ˜“
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Meh, at least my forehead still catches the light nicely πŸ’‘πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ
#stillfat 
#stillred
#somebodyfeedmeforfucksakes

Current comp prep update πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ . . Shut up you rotund Red, no one cares πŸ˜“ . . Meh, at least my forehead still catches the light nicely πŸ’‘πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ #stillfat #stillred #somebodyfeedmeforfucksakes - 7 days ago

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We've all go that one mate who reckons they can eat all of this in one go...
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Tag them, and tell them to out their money where their mouth is... I'll go first...
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@the_fat_red πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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Everything on this platter is just as tasty as the next thing, but believe me when I say those chilli fried beans over yonda are on a whooooole other level πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
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Regardless, you owe to yourself to get down to @smokysues if you haven't already...
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Life priorities kids... Get em right πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜€
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#stillred

We've all go that one mate who reckons they can eat all of this in one go... . . Tag them, and tell them to out their money where their mouth is... I'll go first... . . @the_fat_red πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜… . . Everything on this platter is just as tasty as the next thing, but believe me when I say those chilli fried beans over yonda are on a whooooole other level πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ . . Regardless, you owe to yourself to get down to @smokysues if you haven't already... . . Life priorities kids... Get em right πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜€ #stillfat #stillred - 8 days ago

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Never forget the golden rule fam πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜Ž
#itsnotgayifitsathreeway 
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Never forget the golden rule fam πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜Ž #itsnotgayifitsathreeway #stillfat #stillred - 9 days ago

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Meat so soft, it's almost embarrassing...
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Now this brisket on the other hand... That is some tasty goodness right dere πŸ€€πŸ˜…
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Seriously tho, have you checked out the meat that my man Brad from @fireandbrimstonebbq is slinging? .
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Beautifully smoked, low and slow cooked brisket, pulled pork, wings - the whole shebang...
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600+ people for all you can eat Saturday night feeds can't be wrong!
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If you're in the Hill's area, put these guys on your hit list FO SHO!
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Meat so soft, it's almost embarrassing... . . Now this brisket on the other hand... That is some tasty goodness right dere πŸ€€πŸ˜… . . Seriously tho, have you checked out the meat that my man Brad from @fireandbrimstonebbq is slinging? . . Beautifully smoked, low and slow cooked brisket, pulled pork, wings - the whole shebang... . . 600+ people for all you can eat Saturday night feeds can't be wrong! . . If you're in the Hill's area, put these guys on your hit list FO SHO! #stillfat #stillred - 9 days ago

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Not sure if supersized burg or highly volatile projectile used in mediaeval times... πŸ€”
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Can confirm tho - the destruction this burg left in my digestive tract was of biblical proportion 😫
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But FFEEERK ME what a tasty sum'bish this was! 😍 Every component, cooked to utter perfection! .
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And that's saying something, considering those patties were 1kg a piece! 🀯
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Can you guess the weight of this bohemath? βš–οΈ
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Closest guess shall receive a personal cheers from me right into their DM's 🍻
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Not sure if supersized burg or highly volatile projectile used in mediaeval times... πŸ€” . . Can confirm tho - the destruction this burg left in my digestive tract was of biblical proportion 😫 . . But FFEEERK ME what a tasty sum'bish this was! 😍 Every component, cooked to utter perfection! . . And that's saying something, considering those patties were 1kg a piece! 🀯 . . Can you guess the weight of this bohemath? βš–οΈ . . Closest guess shall receive a personal cheers from me right into their DM's 🍻 #stillfat #stillred - 10 days ago

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The one stack to rule them all 😈
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Now HERE'S somewhere I haven't been for a while! .
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I hear they're changing the menu soon/have done so already πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Provided they keep the OG fried chicken recipe at the large, I'm not concerned - the chicken here is the FITZ! .
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That's @brady_munch talk for "the fkn titz" ✌️😊
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The one stack to rule them all 😈 . . Now HERE'S somewhere I haven't been for a while! . . I hear they're changing the menu soon/have done so already πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ . . Provided they keep the OG fried chicken recipe at the large, I'm not concerned - the chicken here is the FITZ! . . That's @brady_munch talk for "the fkn titz" ✌️😊 #stillfat #stillred - 10 days ago

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