Two planets and a satellite . . . this is Stabrador 4215, from the suburbs with love, the last night of October, regardless of how utterly irrelevant it is in the southern hemisphere, let's call it Halloween, sounds better than Samhain or All Hallows Eve . . . so, I had only one trick or treater and her mum pay me a visit at Casa el Doggo, heard them talking coming up the drive, I suddenly opened the door just before they knocked scaring the fucking bejabbers outta the pair of them, I gave the now sobbing little monster $5.00 to calm her shredded nerves and mitigate the chance of some bizarre kinda lawsuit, then sent them on their way . . . here's to pumpkins, ghosts, druids and shit.
#scarethechildren #illchopyourfuckingheadoff #thegrumpyoldmanwholivesdowntheway #halloween #asifhallmarkgreetingcardsneedmoremoney #notrelevantinaustralia #choosedrugs #candyforkids - 15 days ago